Recently, I was left with a fungal infection. Athletes foot of the arm, would that be called Athletes Arm?! And you what? I didn't realise until a week later that Achilles had given me his lurgies...
NHS Direct has got to be the Patron Saint of Hypochondriacs, but there I was with real symptoms, and after seeing some anti-fungal pills in Achilles bathroom (I was NOT snooping - they were on display - promise!).
When I asked him about the anti-fungal pills were for - try getting anti-fungal into casual chit-chat - he is with a fungal nail infection - albeit a subtle one. Now all I can think about is if *that* nail and *that* finger was anywhere near my vajayjay...
*tries googling - fungal nail infection vagina*
*tries googling - fungal nail infection vagina NHS Direct*
If it makes you feel any better, I am battling a verruca on my knee...
ReplyDeleteEwww!
ReplyDeleteJust be careful what you do with that arm...
I had an bacterial infection in my mouth that left me with open sores on my tongue, sore throat and painful gums for about a week. to anyone else, it would have sounded like oral herpes.
ReplyDeleteit wasn't.
i checked.