Monday, 12 July 2010

Bank Holiday Bonk

I love the word bonk.  It reminds be of being a teenager in French lessons, trying to suppress a giggle in the midst asking directions to the local bank.

Over the Spring Bank Holiday, I was invited to a night of naughtiness.  Without time to think, or more aptly think of an excuse, I agreed.  I was actually excited.

It was fancy dress (of sorts), I had three hours to organise a costume, get ready and somehow fit in the weekly shop.  Why the weekly shop?  Well, if I was to arrive home in the early hours of a Sunday morning without a fully stocked kitchen, it would not be a pretty sight.  I like my morning after to be as enjoyable as the night before...

We, a female friend and I, arrived with little time to spare.  I was her beard for the evening.  The place was packed, wall to wall were uniforms, costumes albeit some very little costumes, but importantly laughter.  I relaxed, had a drink and spent the next hour as a happy voyeur.

Thankfully I hadn't brought the big pants with me, though the small lacy pair I was wearing were sopping not long after we arrived.  I always think that maybe being a voyeur is enough for me.  But not for long.

I danced, I kissed, I touched.

In a playroom I found myself undressing a man in a military uniform, almost in a dreamlike sequence, some hand play, a reach for a condom, and I was on top of him, grinding his penis with my vagina.  Before I came to orgasm, I had a sweeping realisation that I wasn't going to.  Can I assume my days of anonymous sex were no longer hitting it?  Surely not. For the love of a good orgasm though, I couldn't switch off my thoughts.  He climaxed.  We kissed.  He looked eager to finish me off, but it seemed more for his satisfaction than mine.

I drank more, watched more.  Shared a taxi back to someone's hotel suite, wanked off a pretty boy and called a taxi before almost definitely passing out.

My libido needs to be located and sharpish!

As it happens, I didn't manage to fit in the weekly shop, and the dulling-of-inhibitions-hangover was cured by a man, on a motorbike with food in disposable containers.

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