Monday, 14 June 2010

Unsolicited advice

AV Flox's mother's grandmother once gave her a piece of unsolicited advice: if you want to cheat on your husband, don't worry, just dispose of your underwear.

A quick canvass of my own matriarchal influences:

- Not to trust a man with a first name for a surname. What does that say about David Cameron?!
- Not to trust a man who dyes his hair.
- Forgive everything, forget nothing.
- Have affairs with the men you love, marry the man that loves you.

Unsolicited advice courtesy of Oscar Wilde:
"Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing."


2 comments:

  1. I like that last one. But I doubt I'll ever get married unless it involves a visa.

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