Earlier today, I was sitting behind a group of men, I am guessing they were in their early twenties. At first, I was interrupted by their boyish banter, but soon enough I was engaged in earwigging eagerly.
After catch-ups of Christmas, football and work, the conversation inevitably turned to girls. And I started to think how different the two sexes are, and who does have the better deal:
Man 1: "I love nothing more than going down on a woman..."
I don't think I have ever heard my female friends talk about blow jobs with such glee. If anything the opposite. One female friend has a points system, when her boyfriend reaches 30 points he is rewarded with a blow job.
Man 2: "So.. she had this top on, and every now and then I could get a glimpse of boob."
Are men so deprived of breasts that a v-neck provides wank fodder for the rest of the week?
Man 3: "Foreplay is hoovering..."
Need I say more?!
The jury is out!