Tuesday, 5 January 2010

12 Days of Christmas - On the twelfth day of Christmas...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers bumming,
Eleven pipers pegging,
Ten lords a-dogging,
Nine ladies queening,
Eight milfs a-mounting,
Seven sinners a-swinging,
Six geezers anal-licking, 
Five golden showers,
Four call girls,
Three French kisses,
Two turkey slaps, 
And a pearl necklace on a bare chest!

(These are nearly all fictional, the carol was adapted during Christmas Eve festivities!)

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