Thursday, 24 December 2009

A vow of celibacy

I am giving up sex and sexual contact for the duration.

I'm not sure if a vow of celibacy is in fact a vow if I know for sure that by going home for Christmas will avoid not only the temptation of cock, but will ensure manual-only masturbation.

Also the vow is only in place for the rest of 2009 (so what is that a week?!).

I've never felt as asexual as I do now, maybe Victoria Coren is right about a non-horny Christmas.

1 comment:

  1. So I guess this vow didn't make it to the end of the year?

    Good on yer.