Thursday, 17 December 2009

Viagra

Whilst it is all too easy to reminisce in old memories, however I'm not so deluded to see everything through rose-tinted glasses.
My relationship with the love of my life was a immensely passionate one. Passion is great, but with the highs, came the lows. We would argue constantly, and of course make-up sex became just another way to show our love, dysfunctional? Oh yeah! Like any good roller coaster the highs were worth the lows.
There were reasons for our arguments that we would ignore, but we were young and naive enough to think that love could and in our case would conquerer all.
Following one not-very-nice argument, he stormed off to the pub, to meet friends and cool off.
When he returned hours later, he looked very pleased with himself, he was drunk and was bursting to say something, but didn't. I can't remember if I was waiting for an apology or he was, I just remember staring at him, trying not to laugh with and at him. I find it difficult not to smile at the best of times, I can't stay mad for very long, and with the right person, hardly ever.
Eventually he explained his smugness. He and his friends had thought it would be a novel idea to each try viagra.
In an attempt to win the argument, he said good night and trundled off to the spare room, post-tiff etiquette. Sometimes I got the spare room, at other times it was his, like I said the relationship was volatile, however routine.
As I was getting ready for bed, all I could think of was my boyfriend's awkward erection, trying not successfully to be contained by his jeans. I brushed my teeth, and slid into the single bed next to him. As we hadn't got to the make-up stage of the argument I wasn't sure what to say or do. I played it safe, I kissed him softly on the lips, said good night and relaxed next to him.
Minutes that felt like hours passed, I could sense he was still mad, not mad per se, but as he went off, we hadn't had the argument debrief.
At this point his erection was so impressive it was distracting, I can't imagine the physical effect it was having on him. We dissected the argument (hello, erection), said our apologies (how you doing erection?), and finally we kissed and made up (huge erection still there).
The sex was, at first, incredible. Not only was it make-up sex, we could go for it, in any and every position without the end in sight. Hours later (and many orgasms), he because desensitised to it all, and felt he was just one big sex toy.
Bless.

3 comments:

  1. I never tried Viagra, is it available over the counter? I thought it was some kind of prescription drug. I wouldn't mind giving it a go. Seeing as these days I seem to only sleep with women I went out with ten to twenty years ago, I have the toughest competition of all... A younger, healthier me who actually gave a fuck about other people. Talk about pressure, I would rather they said they had been screwing George Clooney for the last decade.

    Love the way you resolved your arguments by the way - go to the spare room! with the maddest ex of mine I used to just keep the fight going until her staff turned up, (so if she topped herself I wouldn't be the white guy with the dead Indonesian), then got to good old Polonia airport and got the first plane to Singapore, Penang or Bangkok. I can't even count the amount of times I flew in and out of that airport but I would always make the mistake of calling her to check if she was still alive and after she apologized and beguiled me back for one more try I would succumb and ten days or two weeks later, (once just three days), I would be at the ticket desk again asking for the first flight out of Dodge.

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  2. Ha ha make up sex can be amazing have never had a viagra moment with a guy although one of my exes had impressive stamina without. Would have been interesting to try...

    Kate xx
    http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/

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  3. Toni

    If you happen to be young and virile enough to not to need viagra then use with care! His erection lasted at least 20 hours (I think), I remember it being there when he came back from work the next day!

    Kate

    It was an interesting experience. But to be fair I enjoy (and enjoyed with him) being able to climax at the same time - which was not going to happen that night!!

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