Sunday, 20 December 2009

Please don't excuse my horniness

Yesterday with a good friend I used the words "I'm so horny this week, I think my period must be due...".

Friend: So what about last week?

Me: What do you mean?

Friend: Last week you were horny because of the festivities and feeling all Christmassy..

Me: Well I was feeling was warm (even though the weather was freezing) and cosy...

Friend: And the week before that? Because it was your birthday? And the week before that? Because it was the week before your birthday?

Me: Okay, I'm stop the excuses and justifications... I'm always horny.

Friend: Exactly...



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