Sunday, 6 December 2009

Lube

Dear lube manufacturers, please can we avoid these kind of conversations in future. Thank you!
Him: I don't really like the taste of your body moisturiser..
Me: I'm not wearing any... Oh, that will be the lube from the tit wank, actually, that lube tastes nicer than most!
Him: I suppose that's alright then...

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