Thursday, 31 December 2009

12 Days of Christmas - On the seventh day of Christmas...


On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sinners a-swinging,
Six geezers anal-licking, 
Five golden showers,
Four call girls,
Three French kisses,
Two turkey slaps, 
And a pearl necklace on a bare chest!

(These are nearly all fictional, the carol was adapted during Christmas Eve festivities!)


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