Saturday, 26 December 2009

12 Days of Christmas - On the second day of Christmas...

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Two turkey slaps, 
And a pearl necklace on a bare chest!

(These are nearly all fictional, the carol was adapted during Christmas Eve festivities!)


  1. Using the font of all things crass; the Urban Dictionary states a turkey slap to be:

    The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.


  2. It's on Wikipedia, too. I had to look it up. Ha ha.

  3. Ahh.

    "The turkey slap draws its name from the resemblance of the male's scrotum to the wattle under a turkey's neck."

    Got it.