The (sex) life and (kinky) times of a ThirtySomething nymphet in London
Umm, what's a Turkey slap?
Using the font of all things crass; the Urban Dictionary states a turkey slap to be:The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkey%20slap)
It's on Wikipedia, too. I had to look it up. Ha ha.
Ahh."The turkey slap draws its name from the resemblance of the male's scrotum to the wattle under a turkey's neck."Got it.