Sunday, 25 October 2009

The giant vagina

Today was going to be a productive day, but alas a date with google reader has put a dampener in those plans... The paranoia of the 30 year old bucket was revisited, courtesy of Plenty More Fish out of Water and his saucy shenanigans.
I've located the love eggs and like a good gym membership: a month of avid use, followed by collecting dust, this afternoon they have been given a polish, lubed up and inserted.
Here's to having a 29-year-old vagina!
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  1. I may have exaggerated and spoken too soon! After having worked out 'those' muscles for the last six hours - I can't get the eggs out!

    Let's hope they don't hatch...