One my male friends, the horniest in fact informed me of his planned seven days of abstinence. He is abstaining from sex, all sexual acts including any indulging in self-love. Rule 4.2 allows him to play with his todger but does not allow him to bring himself to ejaculation.
He challenged me to join him in a week of abstaining, to which I replied "easy-peasy" (with the contractual amendment allowance of a play with Jason), game on.
Around three hours later Royal Mail actually managed to get me some post and after a ten day wait a new pocket rocket arrived, without hesitation, I gave the shiny new pocket rocket a test drive.
The aforementioned challenge completely slipped my mind. I couldn't even go a day!
Feeling like an Elaine Benis, I'm prematurely out of the running but haven't as yet admitted to my friend my mishap, maybe he'll give me a second chance!
I have spoken with the aforementioned friend and requested the need for a do-over, I've never heard a man in his thirties laugh so hard! He's going to think about it.