Friday, 21 August 2009

No batteries, no love...

I am away with work, practically stranded with no reception, mobile nor internet, between two mountain ranges.
Now you think that not be high alert, but without internet I am having to read a newspaper start to finish without sharing, skimming, see which article is 'most read'...
Boo fucking hoo!
Alas, I'll live or so I thought, until I realised that I HAVE LEFT MY FUCKING VIBRATOR AT HOME!
Whilst packing, I made sure that my favourite vibe was fully charged, I didn't however take it off charge. Being with my boss 17 hours a day is highly stressed enough. Without this outlet in the privacy of my hotel room, I may go mad. I'm not sure I have the energy to go 'manual' three times a day.
Send help.

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