It's been about a week since I last knocked one out - it was getting so bad I was starting to get aroused and moist from reading the Radio Times.
For the past three nights I have been sharing a hotel room with a colleague but she has now gone - thank fuck! And earlier this afternoon I bought a bullet vibe from a local Ann Summers - god bless high street sex shops.
I swear if anyone interrupts me in the next twenty minutes, they will be a murder.
Managed two orgasms in just under half an hour. One happy bunny coming up.